I'm male, 89 years old, and am a giant, Empire State Building-climbing ape.
- Climbing stuff
- Giant ape
- Web developer
Where I Went to School
- Diddy Kong Jr. High School
- Donkey Kong Sr. High School
- Harvard University (BA)
- Yale University (JD) (Current)
- "If at first you don't succeed, climb a giant building."
- "A banana in the hand is worth two on the tree."